The Secret Files of Gaijin Criminals!!!!

[leighkun]

P.S. I play footy with the English Consul-General and am quite good acquaintances with the Australia Consul-General in Osaka.

Maybe they will be interested to know of this...

They might tell their good friends at the Korean and Chinese embassies too

[Pierrot le Fou]

Or, y'know, every time a foreign dignitary comes to your office, pull out the magazine and claim you are brushing up on your Japanese culture and tradition.

[leighkun]

Or, y'know, every time a foreign dignitary comes to your office, pull out the magazine and claim you are brushing up on your Japanese culture and tradition.

i think it shall leave it on my table and see how much of an international incident it creates

[Pierrot le Fou]

And next time you record the messages for the Kobe subway, you can say, "Please stand free of the doors; CITY OF VIOLENT DEGENERATE FOREIGNERS!"

And, "Please be careful of things left behind; OI n*****! GET YOUR f*** HANDS OFF THAT JAPANESE LADY'S ASS!"

It'd certainly make me feel like Kobe was a friendlier city, like when I went Christmas shopping around Sannomiya to be pleasantly welcomed not by the sounds of Christmas carols, but of a black van signing the most beautifully racist propaganda.

[aussiebill]

Or, y'know, every time a foreign dignitary comes to your office, pull out the magazine and claim you are brushing up on your Japanese culture and tradition.

i think it shall leave it on my table and see how much of an international incident it creates

I was already leafing through my copy today at my desk. Librarian says "oh, practicing your Japanese? What are you reading?"

I showed her.

"Why are you reading this?"

"So I can learn about dangerous foreigners"

[leighkun]

And next time you record the messages for the Kobe subway, you can say, "Please stand free of the doors; CITY OF VIOLENT DEGENERATE FOREIGNERS!"

And, "Please be careful of things left behind; OI n*****! GET YOUR f*** HANDS OFF THAT JAPANESE LADY'S ASS!"

It'd certainly make me feel like Kobe was a friendlier city, like when I went Christmas shopping around Sannomiya to be pleasantly welcomed not by the sounds of Christmas carols, but of a black van signing the most beautifully racist propaganda.

I would REALLY love to make that announcement again on the subway.

Have you ridden it yet?? my voice is cringe worthy

ohh and if i buy the magazine, im going to put it down on the counter and say to the 店員 "やっぱり、外人あかんわ！"

[primal-convoy]

BTW: Family Mart's contact details are here:

26-10,Higashi-Ikebukuro 4-chome,
Toshima-ku,Tokyo 170-8404,Japan
Telephone:(81)3-3989-6600

enjoy

[Pierrot le Fou]

:lol:

I would REALLY love to make that announcement again on the subway.

Have you ridden it yet?? my voice is cringe worthy :oops:

ohh and if i buy the magazine, im going to put it down on the counter and say to the 店員 "やっぱり、外人あかんわ！"

No, I have not ridden it. I don't want a copy, I want the original baby, rawr.

And you should totally whisper to said 店員 afterwards, ”偵察”

[Surreality]

um guys.....u know that by buying so many copies of that crap you are actually SUPPORTING the racist bastards who wrote it right??

stop buying that shit and seriously just send it to foreign media or something! i mean imagine a convenience store in north america or europe selling racist propaganda....and a big company like family mart, man!

[leighkun]

um guys.....u know that by buying so many copies of that crap you are actually SUPPORTING the racist bastards who wrote it right??

stop buying that shit and seriously just send it to foreign media or something! i mean imagine a convenience store in north america or europe selling racist propaganda....and a big company like family mart, man!

by buying it and showing the appropriate people, are we not helping??

[ReconJack]

This is excellent.

I shall use it to brush up on my Japanese skills.

Please visit me in the hospital after I practice 'おいニガー！！日本婦女子のケツさわってんじゃねえ！！' tonight in Roppongi.

Thank you.

[Surreality]

um guys.....u know that by buying so many copies of that crap you are actually SUPPORTING the racist bastards who wrote it right??

stop buying that shit and seriously just send it to foreign media or something! i mean imagine a convenience store in north america or europe selling racist propaganda....and a big company like family mart, man!

by buying it and showing the appropriate people, are we not helping??

yah, but does everyone need to buy a copy tho? that money is going to those ppl`s pockets....
if ur gonna buy it at least do something constructive with it. but i have a feeling ppl are just gonna talk and complain amongst themselves and nothing will really get done.

[orochi]

This is excellent.

I shall use it to brush up on my Japanese skills.

Please visit me in the hospital after I practice 'おいニガー！！日本婦女子のケツさわってんじゃねえ！！' tonight in Roppongi.

Thank you.

What's funny is that the more I look at that picture, the less I think it's a Japanese girl. Look at her skin color (and the size of her rear end).

[aussiebill]

but i have a feeling ppl are just gonna talk and complain amongst themselves and nothing will really get done.

Are we then so different from the Japanese?!

I bought a copy. It's going with my "strange books I buyed in Japan" collection. Mostly the others came from Akihabara.

[yemlin]

Yowza! Thanks, OP! I ran right out and bought it.

I don't like giving money to something so horrid, but the curiosity gets the better of me!

I won't read it here at school because I know it would upset people and these are very kind people I work with.

There have been times when J people have asked me about racist or otherwise shitty incidents in my country. I always answer truthfully and I don't discourage them from bringing it up. However, although I know it's sheer curiosity, and as much as I remind myself, "This isn't about you; you didn't say/do those things," it still makes me feel like shit, and I fall all over myself, reminding them, "We're not all like that!" I don't want to put anyone through that.

And now for the charenji of trying to read it!

[ninja_k]

I've fired off one letter...

If I can figure out the address for the Japanese version of the paper, I'd be happy to send something off there as well. Although Debito doing it might carry more weight

[leighkun]

I've fired off one letter...

If I can figure out the address for the Japanese version of the paper, I'd be happy to send something off there as well. Although Debito doing it might carry more weight

its quite obvious that if you post your Bigdaikon user name "Ninja_k" it will carry the most weight.

Also send a photo of you with that flower in your ear

[ninja_k]

I've fired off one letter...

If I can figure out the address for the Japanese version of the paper, I'd be happy to send something off there as well. Although Debito doing it might carry more weight

its quite obvious that if you post your Bigdaikon user name "Ninja_k" it will carry the most weight.

Also send a photo of you with that flower in your ear

Would you like me to bring you a copy to yokohama?

[leighkun]

that would be nice love

[agent 47]

Ah---more good times in Japan.

When folks back here ask about Japan, I tell them that it is a great place to visit but that it's not really a very good place to live.

I'm so glad to live here in the U.S.!!!

[Deke Miller]

Fantastic stuff. Magic.

Nice that half a dozen gaijin whiteys pinched for possession of coke and draw in Tokyo are the top news story this week too. That'll boost sales. Kick the dirty foreigners out, I say.

I don't know whether to laugh or cry again.

deke

[agent 47]

BTW: Family Mart's contact details are here:

26-10,Higashi-Ikebukuro 4-chome,
Toshima-ku,Tokyo 170-8404,Japan
Telephone:(81)3-3989-6600

enjoy

Thanks P-Con!

While the voices of newcomers and expats are still small, our presence in Japan is being felt more and more. Slowly but surely we will gain a strong foothold in Japan, and will be in a better position to assert our rights as time goes on.

The "you're a guest and don't understand" shtick (designed to marginalize and stifle debate) just don't cut it anymore!

I think I'm going to give them a ring tomorrow...

Why don't all of us give 'em a ring? Of course Debito has already got this thing up on his blog and is probably already talking to somebody, but what about us?

BTW, this last bit here is not Japan-related, but I think it's still relevant to the point I am trying to make---there have been all kinds of successful protests generated spontaneously over the internet by people fighting for their rights (for example, look at everything Glenn Sacks and his group are doing!). You would be amazed what a few phone calls and a little bit of media coverage could do!!!

http://www.glennsacks.com/

Stand Up!!

[van-island]

Just went to Family Mart.

I didn't want to give them my money, so I just picked up the magazine, walked to the counter and dropped the magazine in front of the dude and said:

何ですか、これ。もうファミリーマートで買物を絶対しない。
それを店長さんに伝えてください。

I doubt they give a shit, but who knows.

[orochi]

Just went to Family Mart.

I didn't want to give them my money, so I just picked up the magazine, walked to the counter and dropped the magazine in front of the dude and said:

何ですか、これ。もうファミリーマートで買物を絶対しない。
それを店長さんに伝えてください。

I doubt they give a shit, but who knows.

You guys are acting like Family Mart handpicked this magazine and put it on their shelves. I'm guessing they just have a deal with Eichi Publishing and get X amount of magazines from them per month. I doubt many people working for Family Mart knew that was in there.

I found mine at the bottom of a pile, actually. Looked like an employee (or an angry customer) may have hidden it under a pile of other mags.

[leighkun]

yeah- im not 100% sure its family marts problem...

lets not jump to conclusions!!!

Thats a pretty balsy thing to do though Van.

Which family mart was it?? i wanna know where to avoid

[Iwakian]

I know what I want for my birthday.

[orochi]

Iwakian,
Your avatar is awesome.

[Deke Miller]

My local Family Mart, where I do most of my shoplifting and stand outside most mornings on my way to work downing a tin or two of chu-hai, was stocking that edition of that magazine. I went in there on my way back from a liquid lunch, stinking of strong drink, and held a flick knife to the wee register gal's throat while into the security camera I raged and informed them that if they didn't remove the offending rag from their shelves immediately, I'd be back later on with some gaijin mates to torch the joint.

That'll show the slanty-eyed yellow-faced racist bastards.

deke

PS. I gave the wee jap bird my phone number in case she wants to jump on the end of a decent sized cock later on.

[agent 47]

yeah- im not 100% sure its family marts problem...

lets not jump to conclusions!!!

I agree that we should't jump to conclusions---like someone else here suggested, maybe Family Mart didn't know what titles it would be receiving from the publisher.

That's why we need to call them up and ask them about this---while Family Mart may have not been aware that this magazine was making its way onto their store shelves, it's still their problem----they're selling the damn thing, so IT IS their problem.

So call them up, ask them what's up, see if you can get an explanation, and then let them know that while you and your friends enjoy shopping at Family Mart and want to continue shopping at Family Mart in the future, the sale of Gaijin Hanzai Fairu at Family Mart creates a hostile environment for non-Japanese and that you will probably not spend any more money at Family Mart in the future if this "offensive" material continues to be sold there. Let them know what you think, but don't yell at them---if you can explain how "komatte iru" you are over this, they'll likely understand.

And while you're doing this, go ahead and get in touch with media outlets back home---hometown newspapers, national newspapers, etc. Spread it all over the place---this kind of stuff makes great breakfast table conversation.

[Pauly Shore]

yeah- im not 100% sure its family marts problem...

lets not jump to conclusions!!!

Thats a pretty balsy thing to do though Van.

Which family mart was it?? i wanna know where to avoid

Ever seen the list conbini`s keep detailing each title? I have because sometimes I ask if such and such title has been delivered yet.

Family Mart IS making money off this magazine and they could choose not to.

It`s not like the title is ambiguous either.