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The Secret Files of Gaijin Criminals!!!!

PostPosted: 2007-01-30 Tue 21:32:53
by ninja_k
It is a rare day that I get really riled up about things in this country; however, finding 外人犯罪のファイル on sale in the local conbini has me fairly upset. IT might just be a troll, but still... the fact that it is on sale at a combini (Family Mart) indicates that there is a larger market for this shit than Japan might want to let on. For comparison, I can't imagine seeing a copy of "Immigrant Crime Weekly" at any gas stations in Chicago or its immediate outskirts.

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Grumble...

Re: Clive has his work cut out for him....

PostPosted: 2007-01-30 Tue 21:35:53
by uncle ernie
ninja_k wrote:It is a rare day that I get really riled up about things in this country; however, finding 外国人犯罪のファイル on sale in the local conbini has me fairly upset. IT might just be a troll, but still... the fact that it is on sale at a combini (Family Mart) indicates that there is a larger market for this shit than Japan might want to let on. For comparison, I can't imagine seeing a copy of "Immigrant Crime Weekly" at any gas stations in Chicago or its immediate outskirts.

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to be fair though it only says koreans and chinese.
so who really cares?

PostPosted: 2007-01-30 Tue 21:36:40
by Tex Colorado
Holy f***, that was amusing at first glance, disturbing at a closer look. That's some seriously racist shit.

Did you buy it?

PostPosted: 2007-01-30 Tue 21:37:45
by uncle ernie
upon closer inspection, it also seems that destro has invaded japan to create crime and chaos.

PostPosted: 2007-01-30 Tue 21:37:52
by skyboat
What combini?

**please say Lawsons**

PostPosted: 2007-01-30 Tue 21:39:24
by honesty
skyboat wrote:What combini?

**please say Lawsons**


he said Family Mart.

PostPosted: 2007-01-30 Tue 21:41:47
by Banco
Fvcking hell.
Looking at the text on the cover, it says Chinese and Koreans, also mentions the US military on the front page ( one of the cartoon drawings is that of a crew cut American) along with a Korean and Stars and Stripes flag.

I want a copy. Which conbini did you get this at?

外人どもに日本を_____させていいのか?
I can't see the verb clearly. What is it?

Note their liberal use of 外人.

PostPosted: 2007-01-30 Tue 21:42:24
by magsyboy loves Tori
Last month I went to the conbini to buy smokes, only to find a sign that says "We will not sell tobacco to minorities", or something like that.

PostPosted: 2007-01-30 Tue 21:42:56
by skyboat
honesty wrote:
skyboat wrote:What combini?

**please say Lawsons**


he said Family Mart.


I suck at reading... :grin:

PostPosted: 2007-01-30 Tue 21:43:05
by orochi
I must have this!

PostPosted: 2007-01-30 Tue 21:44:42
by ninja_k
orochi wrote:I must have this!


you are just encouraging them...
:sad:

Re: Clive has his work cut out for him....

PostPosted: 2007-01-30 Tue 21:45:55
by honesty
ninja_k wrote:finding 外国人犯罪のファイル on sale in the local conbini has me fairly upset. IT might just be a troll, but still... the fact that it


you'll be incensed, then, when you re-examine the cover to see that it's 外人犯罪のファイル.

PostPosted: 2007-01-30 Tue 21:47:52
by skyboat
ninja_k wrote:
orochi wrote:I must have this!


you are just encouraging them...
:sad:


犯人!! 犯人!!

PostPosted: 2007-01-30 Tue 23:44:56
by Tony Montana
:shock:

Buy three copies, and send one each to Seoul, Beijing and Washington, preferably the embassies. Even if it is just a bunch of assholes everyone loves an international incident :P

(although I share Ninja Ks worry about the market for this, much in the same way I worry about people who like Ishihara because he speaks his mind and "stands up for (an apparently victimized,poor weak and pitiful) Japan" but they dont like "some" of his policies)

PostPosted: 2007-01-30 Tue 23:46:07
by King Louis
I'm going to read it on the train.

PostPosted: 2007-01-30 Tue 23:49:04
by jariten
That cover is priceless!!

RED EYES MEAN HES EVIL!!! EVIL I TELLS YA!!

PostPosted: 2007-01-30 Tue 23:49:54
by tokyofoxes
Tony Montana wrote::shock:

Buy three copies, and send one each to Seoul, Beijing and Washington, preferably the embassies. Even if it is just a bunch of assholes everyone loves an international incident :P


what about pyongyang, chief? they'll love it.

PostPosted: 2007-01-30 Tue 23:50:05
by hanamarugi-kun
"ima!! gaikoku no warudomo ga nippon wo kuitsukusu"

Money. :lol:

The part at the bottom says "gaijindomo ni nippon wo jurin sasete ii no ka?" (Is it alright to let these gaijin violate Japan?).

PostPosted: 2007-01-31 Wed 00:43:49
by orochi
I will search every Family Mart from the office to my house on the way home tonight! It must be mine!

PostPosted: 2007-01-31 Wed 00:47:49
by ninja_k
orochi wrote:I will search every Family Mart from the office to my house on the way home tonight! It must be mine!

If it's only up in my hood, I'll make sure to ebay a couple copies :twisted:

PostPosted: 2007-01-31 Wed 00:48:31
by hanamarugi-kun
orochi wrote:I will search every Family Mart from the office to my house on the way home tonight! It must be mine!


ぶっちゃけオイラもちょっとほすぃ・・・ :oops:

PostPosted: 2007-01-31 Wed 00:49:49
by orochi
ninja_k wrote:
orochi wrote:I will search every Family Mart from the office to my house on the way home tonight! It must be mine!

If it's only up in my hood, I'll make sure to ebay a couple copies :twisted:


やばい!

PostPosted: 2007-01-31 Wed 00:50:56
by tokyofoxes
orochi wrote:やばい!


stop making fun of aussiebill.

PostPosted: 2007-01-31 Wed 00:51:43
by orochi
tokyofoxes wrote:
orochi wrote:やばい!


stop making fun of aussiebill.


But he's not even on this thread. :cry:

PostPosted: 2007-01-31 Wed 01:49:10
by King Louis
Got my copy.

Have a look on the back, it's published by Joy H Washington. WTF????!!!1!!!!

PostPosted: 2007-01-31 Wed 01:57:05
by LeprosyStudyGroup
orochi wrote:I must have this!



Steal it.

Re: Clive has his work cut out for him....

PostPosted: 2007-01-31 Wed 02:01:04
by Oriental Chairboy
ninja_k wrote:It is a rare day that I get really riled up about things in this country; however, finding 外人犯罪のファイル on sale in the local conbini has me fairly upset. IT might just be a troll, but still... the fact that it is on sale at a combini (Family Mart) indicates that there is a larger market for this shit than Japan might want to let on. For comparison, I can't imagine seeing a copy of "Immigrant Crime Weekly" at any gas stations in Chicago or its immediate outskirts.

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Jesus Christ.

Never seen anything quite like that before. I'm speechless.

PostPosted: 2007-01-31 Wed 04:37:36
by Jerry36937
I'm going to be on the lookout for this one.

PostPosted: 2007-01-31 Wed 04:49:57
by Oriental Chairboy
Curiosity got the better of me and I bought a copy.

It's pretty bad..

ninja_k, why don't you change the title of this thread to more accurately reflect the contents?

More people should see this. They might not click on it if its just about Clive..

PostPosted: 2007-01-31 Wed 04:51:35
by industry!
is this only available at family mart? i have a few lawsons and 7-11s around here but no family marts that i'm aware of. i want this.

anything good on the inside?