The Secret Files of Gaijin Criminals!!!!

by **pearshapedman** on 2007-01-31 Wed 05:00:12

my family mart doesnt have this, i asked my girlfriend to look for it on the way home and she said it wasnt there.

i take it its just with the other magazines?

by **Oriental Chairboy** on 2007-01-31 Wed 05:11:46

I tell you what, I'll try and scan some pages later.

(industry! - this is one copyright I don't mind violating)

by **pearshapedman** on 2007-01-31 Wed 05:12:08

Oriental Chairboy wrote:I tell you what, I'll try and scan some pages later.

(industry! - this is one copyright I don't mind violating)

thanks dude

by **industry!** on 2007-01-31 Wed 05:20:16

pearshapedman wrote:
Oriental Chairboy wrote:I tell you what, I'll try and scan some pages later.

(industry! - this is one copyright I don't mind violating)

thanks dude

+1, much appreciated

by **ninja_k** on 2007-01-31 Wed 06:23:36

I'll be writing a letter to the editor of the paper...

by **Pauly Shore** on 2007-01-31 Wed 06:24:29

Oriental Chairboy wrote:I tell you what, I'll try and scan some pages later.

(industry! - this is one copyright I don't mind violating)

Why? Does your moral outrage cancel out Copyright law?

Do you think killing racists isn`t murder?

Well if you scan those pages you do.

by **Oriental Chairboy** on 2007-01-31 Wed 06:24:41

Pictures to follow. I need to set up a photodump account and all. Takes time..

Here's some highlights:

Publisher: Eichi Shuppan 150-001 Tokyo-to, Shibuya-ku, Jingumae 5-38-4
Publisher-in-Chief: Joey H. Washington (I wonder who this guy is?)

Back Page:
日本における外人犯罪件数年間47000件!!
47,000 crimes by foreigners each year!!
There then follows a ‘danger rating’ (危険度) of each country, scattered on a world map surrounded by knives, guns and syringes:
China: 14
Russia: 5
Korea: 9
Brazil: 8
Colombia: 3
Etc.
None for the USA, Canada, Australia or the whole of Europe…

Article about crimes by Iranians:
イラン人を捕まえ！！
Catch the Iranian!!

Article lamenting Tokyo’s demise into lawlessness:
不良外人暴力都市！！
City of Violent Degenerate Foreigners!!

Article about foreigners scamming Japanese for money:
毟られる日本人。『シャチョサン、ATMコッチデス』
Japanese getting conned. “Theesaway to ze ATM, Meester Managing Director”

Feature of foreign guys picking up Japanese women (What this has to do with ‘crime’ is unclear)
YELLOW CAB REAL STREET PHOTO
お前らそんなに外人がイイのかよ！！
You sluts really think foreign guys are so great, huh!!
そりゃあ日本人は小さいけど。。
We know Japanese guys are small, but.. ( :grin:

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Picture of black guy touching a J.girls ass in Shibuya (obviously consensual too)
おいニガー！！日本婦女子のケツさわってんじゃねえ！！
Oi n*****!! Get your f***’ hands off that Japanese lady’s ass!!
(… yes. It really does say ニガー)

Picture of dark-haired foreigner kissing J.girl in Shibuya (again, obviously consensual)
ここは日本なんだよ！てめえの国に帰ってやりな！
This is Japan! Go back to your own f***’ country and do that!

Picture of foreigner with hands down a J.girls knickers in Shibuya (definitely consensual)
チョット、チョットチョット！路上で手マンはやめてくれる？
Woah! Woah! Woah! Would you stop fingering a girls pussy in the street, OK?

by **fukuchan** on 2007-01-31 Wed 06:27:07

I can't believe your hard-earned money went to those c***s, OC. :cry:

by **Pauly Shore** on 2007-01-31 Wed 06:28:51

hmmm, these `gaijin` seem troublesome. After reading OC`s post I think something has to be done about them.

by **NorthernRider** on 2007-01-31 Wed 06:31:54

fvck, im just worried i got my picture taken in shibuya (gulp) :shock:

can you see the guys faces??

by **Suni** on 2007-01-31 Wed 06:34:29

Awesome. I'm going to get a subscription. :grin:

by **kwyjibo** on 2007-01-31 Wed 06:35:55

Oriental Chairboy wrote:Publisher-in-Chief: Joey H. Washington (I wonder who this guy is?)

GET OUT OF MY JAPAN.

... I'm guessing it's just some name that they made up. "Hey, this magazine is just a bunch of research. Look, we even printed some foreign guy's name in the back!"

by **susumu** on 2007-01-31 Wed 06:36:58

uncle ernie wrote:upon closer inspection, it also seems that destro has invaded japan to create crime and chaos.

His buddy Galvatron seems to also have joined in on the fun (to his left).

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Japan cannot possibly expect to fight and win against the evil that is the Cobra-Decepticon-gaijin alliance!

by **Rodney** on 2007-01-31 Wed 06:37:01

any chance someone can slap this up on mixi in a community that is likely to react with the most anger and see what happens....

by **Pauly Shore** on 2007-01-31 Wed 06:38:41

Rodney wrote:any chance someone can slap this up on mixi in a community that is likely to react with the most anger and see what happens....

Probably the same reaction that the US Army field manual on identifying Japs had here. ie well received.

by **Iwakian** on 2007-01-31 Wed 06:49:56

Holy shit.

I'm gonna walk down to Lawson's and get this. You can get it at other places, I assume?

by **ninja_k** on 2007-01-31 Wed 06:53:09

Iwakian wrote:Holy shit.

I'm gonna walk down to Lawson's and get this. You can get it at other places, I assume?

I looked tonight, only family mart.

by **Oriental Chairboy** on 2007-01-31 Wed 06:54:18

Thanks to some guy called mr scuzzbucket for the pm with the free photobucket account and password...

Or was it mrs cuzzbucket??

Anyway, I think BD really needs to look at this...

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by **aussiebill** on 2007-01-31 Wed 07:06:45

Oriental Chairboy wrote:お前らそんなに外人がイイのかよ！！
You sluts really think foreign guys are so great, huh!!

Well, gaijin don't go around publishing magazines with photo spreads of foreigners making out with the locals of their countries.

:roll:

by **Banco** on 2007-01-31 Wed 07:17:40

Oriental Chairboy wrote:Thanks to some guy called mr scuzzbucket for the pm with the free photobucket account and password...

Or was it mrs cuzzbucket??

Anyway, I think BD really needs to look at this...

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Priceless.

by **Leppo** on 2007-01-31 Wed 07:20:04

so, the whole of BD are buying up copies... no doubt friends and friends of friends too... just wondering what the shop assistants are thinking as they see one gaijin after another rushing in to buy this mag.

has anyone got a smart remark to make to the assistant as one is making the purchase... best i can think of is like, "gaijins... we'd be better off if they all got shipped home, don't you think?"

just to add irony to insult, who's up for going in and blatantly shoplifting a copy???

by **fukuchan** on 2007-01-31 Wed 07:21:29

Oh no! Public Displays of Affection!

by **orochi** on 2007-01-31 Wed 07:23:25

I just got home with my copy!
Woohoo.

by **Banco** on 2007-01-31 Wed 07:25:01

http://www.eichi.co.jp/esp.cgi?_file=detail1709&_page2=detail&_global_cg=magazine&_global_md=entertainer&_global_dt=others&sys_id=1709&

衝撃のフォトスクープ！新宿・渋谷・六本木。徹底検証、なぜ日本が狙われる？日本を震撼させた外国人犯罪10大事件！警察庁、元警視庁刑事インタビュー。外国人犯罪データベース2006等。ビジュアルと読み応え満足の1冊。

by **jariten** on 2007-01-31 Wed 07:25:19

Banco wrote:
Oriental Chairboy wrote:Thanks to some guy called mr scuzzbucket for the pm with the free photobucket account and password...

Or was it mrs cuzzbucket??

Anyway, I think BD really needs to look at this...

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Priceless.

Thats one word for it.

by **orochi** on 2007-01-31 Wed 07:39:29

Check out Eichi's selection of men's fashion magazines!

http://www.eichi.co.jp/esp.cgi?_file=ma ... bal_md=man

This is hilarious.
I think the publishers are very confused.

The best part of this racist magazine is the add for a 脳トレ book on the back cover! Pure genius!

by **jariten** on 2007-01-31 Wed 07:42:40

orochi wrote:Check out Eichi's selection of men's fashion magazines!

http://www.eichi.co.jp/esp.cgi?_file=ma ... bal_md=man

This is hilarious.
I think the publishers are very confused.

The best part of this racist magazine is the add for a 脳トレ book on the back cover! Pure genius!

but those pictures were taken in 外国, not over here, so dont be scared.

p.s hahahaha

http://www.eichi.co.jp/esp.cgi?_file=de ... s_id=1653&

by **orochi** on 2007-01-31 Wed 07:48:51

They are actually big fans of the Koreans--as long as they are on TV!

http://www.eichi.co.jp/esp.cgi?_file=de ... s_id=1629&

by **orochi** on 2007-01-31 Wed 07:58:03

I must admit they have a spectacular DVD selection.
http://www.eichi.co.jp/esp.cgi?_file=di ... bal_md=dvd

by **Jerry36937** on 2007-01-31 Wed 08:01:39

I went to family mart to check it out. Saw it but I couldn't bring myself to buy it.

Thanks for the pics OC

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